I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Randomize
