Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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