i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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