I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he told me I talked like a deaf person
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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