You work out of a Hotel?
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
As shirtless as possible
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Randomize
