5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Oh god it's open bar.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
Randomize
