did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize
