There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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