My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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