You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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