I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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