she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
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I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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