I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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