You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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