Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
