fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I don't want my vagina anymore.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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