David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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