you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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