gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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