I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Randomize
