Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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