meet me or not, i'm out of control
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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