I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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