I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
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I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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