fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
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I just found puke in my bra..
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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