how can u be prego again
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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