i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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