If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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