Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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