Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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