I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
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I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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