how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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