The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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