Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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