8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
