I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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