genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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