I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Randomize
