I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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