He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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