Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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