I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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