She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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