tell your sister to shave her snatch
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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