oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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