Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
we should paint friendship bongs
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