Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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