What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you mean i was at the winter classic?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We need to feng shui this bitch.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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