I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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