thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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