Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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