And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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