WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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