If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I'm really into asian looking animals
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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